ROTTWEILER PROPERTY LAWS

ROTTWEILER PROPERTY LAWS

1.  If I like it, it's mine.
2.  If it's in my mouth, it's mine.
3.  If I had it a little while ago, it's mine.
4.  If I can take it from you, it's mine.
5.  If it's mine, it must never appear to be yours.
6.  If it just looks like mine, it's mine.
7.  If I saw it first, it's mine.
8.  If it's edible, it's mine.
9.  If you have something and put it's down, it's mine.
10. If I chew something up, all the pieces are mine.
11. If I get tired of it, it's yours.
12. If I want it back, it's mine.